Tell a therapist, not Facebook.

Insert coin to view status message?

Face your problems, not Facebook it.

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

Never on schedule, but always on time.

I didn’t fall, I attacked the floor.

I want a real relationship; not a facebook one.

Better late than never, but never late is better.

Ridin’ solo should be a relationship status.

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.

You should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.

Life without music is like Facebook without notifications.

If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?